ATTN: Pharrell

I would really appreciate it if you didn’t release any more songs where you yell “Niggas and Bitches!” at the beginning. I know the song in question (“When the Last Time”) came out in 2002, but I just want to make sure that you don’t do it again. See, I like Clipse a lot, but I don’t think either of those two categories applies to me, and it makes me feel uncomfortable when I sit at red lights blasting music addressed to somebody else. At the beginning of “Izzo,” some guy in the background says “Ladies and Gentlemen,” and I feel like you’d have a much better chance of including everyone if you said something like that instead.
Thanks,
-Swim Through Frequencies